i've got the f***ing council on my back now demanding backdated Council Tax for a second property that I didn't even know I had
Serves you right. It was me who dobbed you into the council as you are an absent landlord who built on my land with planning permission. And now that property has been taken over by a bunch of engineering student type drop outs from some southern university. Darn squatters! Now where is Toxteth O Gradys phone number.